愚人节英语笑话

1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)

答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)

2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)

答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)

答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)

答：are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)

5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?) 答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

6.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)

答：when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时) 7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃? 答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。 8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?

答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。

9.what question is that to which you must always answer \"yes\"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?

答：\"what does y-e-s spell?\" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

10.where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?

答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中